It's Not My Fault That You're a Moron, Dearie

NYIHIHI!   Jewels.

That is the first time I have written in cursive in FOREVER... 
I have this idea that Rumple's contracts are all comprised of VERY simple, too the point lines repeated over and over again.  Possibly in different ways.  And they only look daunting because they are so long.

I have a hard time feeling sorry for Cinderella.  About the being "tricked" part, not the fact that she had a hard life.  She made it WAY too easy.  If an obviously dangerous, shifty-looking magic user hands you a contract YOU READ IT BEFORE SIGNING IT.  If you can't read it or it isn't clear, don't sign it.  This isn't the user agreement thing for iTunes...